A Poem dedicated to Linux

I fell in love with a man,

Man named Linux.

Call him every day using a man,

He outputs certain flags and instructions lists.

Tried experimenting with these flags,

And voila! my machine breaks.

Requesting the init system,

systemd wakes.

systemctl start service,

forking process continues,

Opens up my ugly Window Manager,

Long left Desktop Environments troop.

When building custom Arch rices,

Introduced to the package management system.

While compiling loads of Gentoo,

Ya loads of Gentoo,

Ended up sitting infront of computer for whole 48 hours.

The screen goes black and hacky,

Rolled up a never ending Gentoo compilation error,

Configured the kernel multiple times.

This is a power of FOSS,

Verifying “Linux is free if you don’t value your time”

:)

btw, I love Windows (Happy April Fools Day >_<)